Top 5 Comedy Movie Scenes

1. Babe (1995)

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The concluding, joyous and fun scene in which talking pig Babe outperforms all other competitors in a sheep-herding contest - and is congratulated by Farmer Arthur Hoggett (James Cromwell) with a simple: “That’ll do pig, That’ll do”

2. Chicken Run (2000)

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The futile, disastrous attempts by the chickens to fly with additional mocking and ridiculing commentary by wisecracking rodents Nick (voice of Timothy Spall) and Fetcher (voice of Phil Daniels): (”Birds of a feather flop together!”, “Is that your first of-fence?”, “Poultry in motion!”); also, Babs’ (Jane Horrocks) disappointment after a near-death experience: “All me life flashed before me eyes… it was really boring”

3. E.T. (1982)

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Gertie (Drew Barrymore) and E.T.’s screaming reactions to each other on first meeting

4. Dumb and Dumber (1994)

The scene of Lloyd Christmas’ (Jim Carrey) run out of an airport’s jetway and flip onto the tarmac; and after pursuing married dream girl Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly) from Providence to Aspen in a customized sheep-dog van, the imbecilic Lloyd’s sentimentally-happy response in a hilarious proposal scene after she tells him that their chances are “one out of a million” - his exclamation: “So you’re tellin’ me there’s a chance?! Yeah! “; the sight of Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) and Lloyd in bright orange and powder blue tuxedos; also idiotic Lloyd’s wild chopsocky fantasy in a restaurant, defending the honor of his dream date and culminating in ripping the heart out of a chef’s chest; the excruciatingly-funny yet gross scene of Harry’s extreme agony on the toilet while suffering a reaction to a large dose of a laxative put in his drink by Lloyd; and the famous scene in which brain-dead Harry exclaims: “Ooh, look, frost” to Mary as they ride on a ski-lift chair - and his tongue becomes fused to the frozen metal frame pole - and the hilarious scene as they pry him free while his tongue stretches elastically

5. Forrest Gump (1994)

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The computerized special-effects and imaging that put intellectually-challenged Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) into comedic situations with historical events (i.e., Gov. Wallace’s stand-off in Little Rock, and his assassination attempt) and with Presidents and other celebrities (JFK - with his hilarious plea: “I gotta pee”, LBJ, Nixon, Elvis Presley, John Lennon)

 

Parreno Family Left Baby at the Airport | Filipino Family Immigrants

Whew, the Filipinos made it again in the international news. Good news? UhUh, kindda on the serious-to-comedic side. Check this title : Parents Board Flight, Forget Toddler at Airport” Really, it is not a joke but I laughed when I read that they are my Kababayan.

A family boarded a flight on Monday in westernmost Canada, and forgot their tot at the Vancouver international airport, media said Tuesday.

The 23-month-old boy’s family had just arrived in Canada from the Philippines, but they were forced to repack their overweight bags before catching a connecting flight to Winnipeg, causing them to run late.

In their sprint to the gate, the family became separated.

The boy’s father Jun Parreno, told local media he had thought his son was with his wife and the boy’s grandparents, who ran ahead. They thought the boy was with his dad.

On the plane, the family members were seated separately and so did not immediately realize they had left the child behind.

Sometime later, a security guard found the boy, who speaks no English, wandering near the departure gate, and Air Canada officials tracked down his shocked parents on the flight.

Because the boy was so young, he was not issued a boarding pass and would have sat on a parent’s lap during the flight, so airline personnel did not notice a passenger was missing.

According to the Vancouver Sun, airport security found a Tagalog-speaking Air Canada agent who looked after the child while his father flew 2,300 kilometers (1,400 miles) back to Vancouver to pick him up and then return to Winnipeg to rejoin the immigrant family on their first day in Canada.

The baby was kept in Air Canada’s offices and staff found him some toys, said local media.

“Air Canada took good care of him,” Parreno told the daily Winnipeg Free Press upon arrival. “I’m grateful.”

Of course many would consider this as a serious negligence, but I’m pretty much sure a lot of Filipinos would have a very very good laugh at this incident.  :D :D Go Pinoy!!!

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by: ricos

 

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Pinays of Payatas | Proud Workers Behind Rag2Riches Success

Several years ago, I was one of those many people who went to Payatas to help when the awful Payatas “garbage-slide” tragedy happened, we consoled the survivors as they try to understand why their love ones had to perish in that heartrending disaster that saw hundreds of women, men and children buried alive under a mountain of trash.

That is why I can’t help but feel happy, when I heard the news concerning the success of the Rags2Riches who was able to win in the US Enterprise Award, and learned that the Women of Payatas where the people behind the production.

Their story is really inspiring, they would collect scrap cloth from the garbage dump in payatas, weave them into rugs, before they would sell it to some unscrupulous middlemen who would earn at least P25 while these women would just earn P1 per rug. Thanks to some good hearted businessmen who formed the Rag2Riches who helped them to sell their products into a much better market like bazaar and malls, they where able to earn better income. And when Rajo Laurel joined the team, it became more exciting because theirs rugs were transformed into bag, purse and even wine holders.

From their meagre income of P10 a day, their income soared to at least P1,000 a week. Such an encouraging story of Pinay Achievements. It is just our wish that their business would continue to flourish.

Aim High Pinay of Payatas!

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