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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second [...]

by: ricos
 
“Aanhin mo ang Gwapo kung mas Malandi pa sayo”
“Walang matinong Lalake…sa malanding Kumpare”
“Wala ng hihigit pa sa Malansang Isda… kundi ang isang Baklang Balahura”
“Sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon… Bading din pala ang iyong ka-relasyon”
“Ang tumatakbo ng matulin….may Gwapong hahabulin”
“Matalino man ang bading… napeperahan pa rin”